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Wednesday, October 6, 2010
TWO BITS
As I was peeing in the restroom at the Branson Landing the other day, I heard some tinkering with a toilet paper dispenser behind the wall, coming from the women's restroom. So I knocked "shave and a haircut" on the wall. After a slight moment, the woman knocked back "two bits." Sometimes I really like people.
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I was peeing in the same restroom one day back in the 80s. The little building had just been painted and the gender labels had not yet been replaced on the doors. It was my first time there, so I had to guess. As I walked back out, an entering woman gave me the funniest stare...
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In a local Chinese restaurant we had been to many times, I assumed I knew which restroom was which, but accidentally walked into the wrong one. My family watched me make the mistake, but I had sat down, farted away, and was loudly blowing my nose before my wife came in to tell me it was the wrong one. Two women besides her were there as I came out of the stall. I was miserably embarrassed, but they were politely sympathetic. My family had a great laugh.
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