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Wednesday, August 5, 2026

MEN ON A BIG WHEEL

 
 
       It was easy to find a Big Wheel tricycle around 1970.  They were popular and everywhere.  It's weight limit was 70 lbs. and it was made for ages 3 to 8.  That didn't stop my brother Paul and me, who were grown adults.
       We chose the grass hill in Forest Park in Everett WA for our really testing the limits of this Marx toy.  We sat our big heavy bodies down on the tricycles at the big hill's crest, and nothing broke.  So we pushed off, holding our legs and feet up, and had a wonderful ride all the way down the hill!  It was fast and exciting, and when we got to the bottom we turned around and carried our trikes back up the hill and did it again, and again.  These "toys" held up, and we had a great time.  They didn't last forever, but long enough to dream.
       Our dream was somehow to talk the powers-that-be to temporarily close some long, winding, paved road going up the Cascade foothills, so crazy men could have a serious race on Big Wheel tricycles.  We would not be kidding.  It could be a commercial for Marx.  It could begin showing us tough-looking men with determined expressions, putting on helmets and boots and gloves on the mountain road with its guardrails and view, then sitting down side-by-side on Big Wheel tricycles.  A strong voice would say:  "Big Wheel, by Marx. The weight limit is seventy pounds.  Recommended age of driver from three to eight. But that doesn't mean they're not tough."  And then will come the hair-raising film of us all coasting down the road, with near-accidents, sliding, running into the ditch, etc.  The grassy Forest Park hill was a blast, but a mountain road would be awesome!
       But finally our trikes bit the dust before making the commercial a reality.  Too bad.  I would have won.
 
 
 
 

GENERAL STORE

       I've always dreamed of having a general store out in the country, and this old poem by Rachel Field made me smile.

 

GENERAL STORE

Some day I'm going to have a store
With a tinkly bell hung over the door,
With real glass cases and counters wide
And drawers all spilly with things inside.
There'll be a little of everything:
Bolts of calico; balls of string;
Jars of peppermint; tins of tea;
Pots and kettles and crockery;
Seeds in packets; scissors bright;
Kegs of sugar, brown and white;
Sarsaparilla for picnic lunches,
Bananas and rubber boots in bunches.
I'll fix the window and dust each shelf,
And take the money in all myself.
It will be my store and I will say:
"What can I do for you today?"
 
 
 
 

MY VIDEOS LISTED IN ORDER OF POPULARITY, WITH LINKS


Sasquatch Encounter
Hello, It’s Me, the Cyclops
How to Get Ants Out of Your Mailbox
Galloping Gertie
Ozee
In the Middle of the House
The Bride of Frankenstein at the Crossroads of Life
A New Creation – an Invitation to Communion and Liberation
Baby Learns He Can Fight Off Tickling Monster
Ozee with the Picture Machine
Googling the Butter Rum Cartoon
Wanderlove
What, Me Worry?
Butter Rum Cartoon sung by Three
Rebel Rails Railwear
Want to See My Yodeling Pickle?
Penny on a Hanger Trick
Butter Rum Cartoon – the Song
German
My Favorite Car – the Citroen 2CV
The Clothesline
Chaplain Clarence H. Lund Shaking Hands
The Rodent Raiser and the Buttlick
Butter Rum Cartoon World Headquarters
Peeking
Butter Rum Cartoon
Celebrating Tarantula Enthusiasts
Ambrosia
My Life in Brief – 1949 to 2010
Wind Chimes in the Butter Rum Cartoon
Frogs Without Legs
The Return
The Toy Gun
Animal Breeder
Vintage TV
Dress Rehearsal for the Yuletide Feast
Passing by Two Gully Boys
The Clone
A Stayover
Music Appreciation
Three New Paperbacks
My First Beer
The Beat is Not Dead
 
 
 
 

Monday, August 3, 2026

THE LONE RANGER FAN CLUB

 

       This is a really neat and informative fan club.  Its "Silver Bullet" newsletter, though, is online, not by mail; and membership runs through each calendar year, from January 1st to December 31st, so if you join later in the year, your membership will be shorter for the first year.  If, like me, you treasure printed publications, you can print the e-publication yourself (if you have a printer).
       
 
 
 
 
 

THE THREE STOOGES FAN CLUB

       Their 15-page quarterly journal is really neat, and the dues for a year are only $9.  And unlike the Lone Ranger Fan Club, this one shuns the internet, except for the first step linked below, with which you get a membership application you mail in.  I like old school.  So did the Three Stooges.