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Monday, June 1, 2026

THE REAL BOOK CLUB

 

       In the 1950s I belonged to the Real Book Club.  Each month Garden City Books in Garden City, New York, would send the members a new book.  I never knew what subject was coming next; it was an exciting surprise; and whatever it was would become my chief interest for a month as I perused the book's pages.  
       Just now searching the internet I see that it's actually possible for a collector to obtain every one of the 63 books in the series, but as of now I have only 12 of them, and enjoy reading them now as much as I did seventy years ago  In the Lund Library we have The Real Book about Airplanes, The Real Book about Amazing Animals, The Real Book about Baseball, The Real Book about Dogs, The Real Book about Easy Music-Making, The Real Book of Games, The Real Book of Jokes, The Real Book about Our National Parks, The Real Book about Pets and How to Care for Them, The Real Book about Pirates, The Real Book about Prehistoric Life, and The Real Book of Science Experiments.
       If you'd like to collect them, or just remember them, here's a list of them all: 

The Real Book about Abraham Lincoln
The Real Book about Airplanes
The Real Book about Alaska
The Real Book about Amazing Animals
The Real Book about Amazing Birds
The Real Book about Amazing Scientific Facts
The Real Book about American Tall Tales
The Real Book about Andrew Jackson
The Real Book about the Antarctic
The Real Book about Armed Forces
The Real Book about Baseball
The Real Book about Benjamin Franklin
The Real Book about Buffalo Bill
The Real Book about Bugs, Insects and Such
The Real Book about Camping
The Real Book about Canada
The Real Book about Christopher Columbus
The Real Book about Cowboys
The Real Book about Crime Detection
The Real Book about Daniel Boone
The Real Book about Dogs
The Real Book about Easy Music-Making
The Real Book about Electronics
The Real Book about Explorers
The Real Book about Famous Battles
The Real Book about Farms
The Real Book about Games
The Real Book about George Washington
The Real Book about Gold
The Real Book about Great American Journeys
The Real Book about Historic Places of America
The Real Book about Horses
The Real Book about Indians
The Real Book about Inventions
The Real Book of Jokes
The Real Book about Journalism
The Real Book about Magic
The Real Book about Making Dolls and Doll Clothes
The Real Book about Mountain Climbing
The Real Book about the Mounties
The Real Book about Our National Capital
The Real Book about Our National Parks
The Real Book about Pets
The Real Book about Photography
The Real Book about Pirates
The Real Book about Prehistoric Life
The Real Book about Real Crafts
The Real Book about Rivers
The Real Book about Robots and Thinking Machines
The Real Book of Science Experiments
The Real Book about the Sea
The Real Book about Ships
The Real Book about Space Travel
The Real Book about Spies
The Real Book about Sports
The Real Book about Stars
The Real Book about Submarines
The Real Book about the Texas Rangers
The Real Book about Trains
The Real Book about Treasure Hunting
The Real Book about the Weather
The Real Book about Whales and Whaling
The Real Book about the Wild West

 

 

 

SMOKING AND CARING FOR YOUR CORN COB PIPE

 


Tips from Missouri Meerschaum to lengthen the life of your Corn Cob Pipe and enrich your smoking experience:


How to Fill and Smoke Your Corn Cob Pipe

1.   Filling your pipe correctly is the first step in enjoying your pipe:

2.   Draw gently, in short puffs, to produce smoke and enjoy the tobacco.  Doing so will provide a cool smoke and prevent “tongue bite.”

3.   If this is a new pipe, it is important to smoke it all the way through.  As you smoke, a carbon wall is formed inside the tobacco chamber.   This carbon wall not only insulates the pipe, but also helps a pipe perform consistently.

4.   As you smoke, it is important to blow smoke back through the pipe periodically while smoking.  It not only allows for a more consistent and enjoyable smoke, but aids in keeping the pipe lit.

5.   Additionally, it is essential to use a lighting method that gives a gentle flame, such as matches, a Bic Lighter, or a Zippo.  Do not use a “torch” lighter.

Maintenance and Care of Your Pipe

1.   We advise the use of pipe cleaners when you are finished smoking your pipe; they can be especially helpful to use while smoking as well.  Removing the filter, if it has one, is essential during this process.  If you hear a gurgle while smoking, it is indicative of too much moisture in the pipe.  A clean pipe is a good-smoking pipe!

2.   Allowing all the components of the pipe to cool together will help avoid breakage during disassembly.  Hold the shank firmly while gently twisting to remove the bit, and only once the pipe has cooled.

3.  Never knock your pipe against a hard surface, but rather against something soft such as the palm of your hand.  Holding the bowl (rather than the shank) while knocking out your pipe will prevent breakage.

4.   Having more than one pipe in your smoking rotation will allow your pipes to dry and “rest.”  Dry pipes will always smoke better and last longer than wet, overworked pipes.  Reliable smoking pipes are the key to a truly excellent smoking experience.  Most pipe smokers recommend having a 7-day rotation.


Missouri Meerschaum Company
400 W. Front Street - PO Box 226 - Washington, MO 63090 
800-888-2109  -  pipes@corncobpipe.com
 
 
 
 

Saturday, May 30, 2026

OF WHAT USE ARE TARANTULAS?

 

 

 OF WHAT USE ARE TARANTULAS?

The ending of The Tarantula (1958 Regents Press of Kansas) by William J. Baerg


Tarantulas, in fact all spiders, are predatory; they are also cannibalistic.  They feed on a variety of animals.  When grasshoppers are abundant, tarantulas feed largely on them.  Grasshoppers are probably the main part of the diet during the latter half of summer and fall.  Beetles, especially June bugs and May beetles, are favorites.  The remains of these are common around tarantula holes.  All of these insects are considered pests.  To the extent that tarantulas feed on such pests, they should be regarded as beneficial – as playing a part in the natural control of insect enemies.

Tarantulas really are a very interesting part of the animal life around us. Living quietly in the ground or under rocks, they cause no damage to the soil, or to plant life; they are in no way a source of annoyance.  In fact, for anybody who has the good fortune of having one or more of them living in the backyard, as several of my colleagues have, tarantulas are good neighbors.  Their longevity, especially that of the females, makes them desirable.  They stay long enough for one to become much attached to them.

When Professor Comstock of Cornell University, an eminent entomologist and a recognized authority on spiders, was asked by a visitor, “What good are spiders?” he seemed at first somewhat baffled; then he explosively replied: “What good are they?  They are damned interesting.”




HOW TO RAISE CRICKETS

 

CRICKETS YOU CAN CALL YOUR OWN
by Paul Bara
from the July/August 1979 issue of Tarantula Times


The tarantula is perhaps the most unfinicky animal a person could own.  You can feed it virtually nothing but crickets for a year and, except during the pre-moult fast and other periods of low metabolic activity, he will happily devour each one without complaint.

Though you might occasionally want to offer your pet a baby mouse or some other live morsel, you will otherwise find the cricket to be an excellent staple. If you live in a rural or suburban area, you are probably blessed with an abundant supply of the little critters during the warm months.  However, once winter arrives you will have to depend on your local pet shop for your cricket supply; and as city dwellers know, this source is unreliable  at best.  For this reason, and because pet stores commonly charge a minimum of 10 cents per cricket, it makes good sense to raise your own.  Here’s how to do that.

As a tarantula owner, you probably have a separate container or tank where you keep a small amount of crickets from which you dispense one or two at a time, depending on your pet’s eating habits.  The first step in breeding these insects is to select one male and one female from the lot and place them in a third container.  This facility should of course be ventilated, covered at the bottom with a layer of sand and contain some sort of dark cave-like hiding place.  Besides supplying the crickets with food and water, you should also maintain a small dish of moist sand where the female can deposit her eggs.

The reason for selecting only one cricket of each sex is to prevent rivalry, particularly among the males.  If you had more than one male on the job, they would spend most of their time fighting over the female.

Mature male and female crickets are quite easy to distinguish.  The most obvious distinction is the long dark stick which protrudes from just above the anus of the female.  This she uses to poke holes into the sand where she then deposits her eggs.  The male, on the other hand, bears no such protuberance but has an extra long set of wings.  These are aerodynamically useless, but the shorter pair near his head he manipulates to create his characteristic chirping sound.  The female is totally mute.

The sexual activity of these creatures is fascinating to watch.  It is a non-coital endeavor where the two engage in a bestial ritual, both working very hard for a common purpose, yet always remaining detached and independent. The female is like a walking syringe, hypodermically pumping her eggs into the moist sand with incredible vigor.  Her task is obviously quite tiresome and perhaps even painful, yet she continues it hour after hour, day after day. Meanwhile, the male does his part by flexing his wings to produce a constant whispery buzz; not the usual intermittent chirp, but a continuous drone. While his body is rapidly agitating, he dances around his mate with a bizarre strutting motion.  This may be a means of warding off intruders or perhaps even a form of sexual stimulation.  Regardless of its purpose, it’s a splendid choreographic display of instinctive insect behavior, and a pleasure to witness.  As the female cricket moves along the sand creating a trail of tiny ditches, the male parades behind her dabbing his semen over the area, thus fertilizing the eggs.

If you keep your crickets in a warm, dark place and keep that dish of sand moist, you should see results within a few weeks.  You may not notice the newly hatched insects at first, but as they begin to grow you will be able to discern tiny specks moving along the sand.  Inspect them with a magnifying glass and you’ll recognize them as baby crickets.  Apparently these insects don’t go through larval or pupal stages, but emerge instead as true replicas of their parents, complete with eyes, mouth, legs and antennae.  Only the wings are missing.

As many as one hundred tiny crickets may emerge, and to save as many as possible, steps should be taken to sustain them.  Since most insects have a tendency to occasionally devour their young, it is a good idea to remove the adults soon after the hatching takes place.  Another way to maximize their rate of survival is to acquire yet another container and divide the group in half; this will thin out the population somewhat.  But the most important action you can take is to remove any dishful of standing water and replace it with a soaked sponge.  The newly born crickets are feather-light and hyper buoyant so their bodies stick to water as flies stick to fly-tape.  By using the wet-sponge method you will prevent many from drowning and increase their mortality rate by perhaps as much as 50%.

Young crickets have voracious appetites and their capacity for consumption is quite pronounced.  Offer them a leaf of lettuce and you can watch it disappear in a matter of minutes.  But in order for them to grow they must experience a series of moultings whereby they anchor their legs and emerge from their dark exoskeletons looking tender and ghostly white.  Very soon after they discorporate, their old skins are devoured so there is never any lingering debris.

Be sure to remember to keep your crickets warm and well fed and you’ll have no problem raising them to adulthood.  Be patient though, because it will be about three months before they are large enough to put on your spider’s menu.

 

 

 

Friday, May 29, 2026

WHO IS GUY WILLIAMS?

 It wasn't this:

When I was a kid in the late 1950s, I loved Zorro!  He was my hero.  And I wanted to write to him.  I knew the TV show was made in Hollywood, and that Zorro's real name was Don Diego.  So I wrote a letter, put it in an envelope, and addressed it:

Don Diego 
Hollywood, California

Some time went by, and one day a large manilla envelope arrived for Dale Lund, from Hollywood, California!  I was so excited!  But inside there was only a large B&W photograph of an actor who played Zorro, in regular American clothes, signed Guy Williams.

Who is Guy Williams?  I complained to my parents, and they told me the truth.  My bubble was popped.  But I still like Zorro.

 

 

 

P.S.   The postal service was better then.  No address (zip codes didn't come into play until a few years afterwards); not the real name; and still my letter was delivered to the right place.  And as late as 1979, when I was running the American Tarantula Society, a letter was correctly delivered to me simply addressed:  Spider Man, Bellingham, Washington.