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Friday, August 14, 2026

MR DUCKS

       I got this from my sister, Linda.  I was befuddled, until she read it as I watched.
 
 MR DUCKS
MR NOT DUCKS
OSAR
CD WINGS
LIL B
MR DUCKS
 
 
       After I finally shook my head, she read it while pointing at the letters and words:  
 
"'Em are ducks."   ("Them are ducks.")
"'Em are not ducks."
"O S A R."   ("Oh yes they are.")
"C D wings?"   ("See de wings?")
" L I'll be...   ("Well I'll be...) 
'Em ARE ducks!" 
 
 


 
 

BRAIN TWISTERS FOR FUN

        These Brain Twisters are at least 65 years old, and most are pretty easy, but it might be fun to present them to your kids.  Answers are given below.
 
 
1.  Do they have a 4th of July in England?
 
2.  Why can't a man living in Jacksonville, Florida, be buried west of the Mississippi River? 
 
3.  How many birthdays does the average man have? 
 
4.  If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood-burning stove, which one would you light first? 
 
5.  Some months have 30 days, some have 31 days, how many have 28?
 
6.  If a doctor gave you 3 pills, and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last? 
 
7.  A man builds a house with four sides to it, and it is square in shape.  The east side has a southern exposure.  A big bear came wandering by.  What color was the bear. 
 
8.  How far can a dog run into the woods? 
 
9.  You are the driver of a bus that can carry 48 seated passengers and 16 standing passengers for 50 miles, or 32 seated passengers and 10 standees for 300 miles.  How old is the driver? 
 
10.  I have in my hand two U.S. coins which total 55 cents in value.  One is not a nickel.  Please keep that in mind.  What are the coins?
 
11.  A farmer had 17 sheep.  All but 12 died.  How many did he have left? 
 
12.  Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.  What is the answer? 
 
13.  Two men are playing checkers.  They play 5 games and each man wins the same number of games.  How can you figure this? 
 
14.  Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? 
 
15.  A man claimed that he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C.  Do you think the coins are genuine?
 
16.  A woman gives a beggar 50 cents.  The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.  How come?
 
17.  How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the Ark with him?
 
18.  Is it legal in this state for a man to marry his widow's sister? 
 
 
 
 
 
1.  Sure. It's a date. 
2.  Because he's living.
3.  One.
4.  The match.
5.  All of them.
6.  One hour.
7.  White.
8.  Half way.
9.  "You" are the driver.
10.  A fifty cent coin and a nickel.  One isn't a nickel, but the other one is.
11.  Twelve.
12.  Seventy.
13.  They were each playing other opponents.
14.  Two apples.
15.  No.  How would they know it was 46 years Before Christ?
16.  The beggar is her sister.
17.  None.  It was Noah. 
18.  No.  He'd be dead.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

THE CREDIT CARD FIASCO AND EBAY

        In 1999 we were deep in debt.  Our credit card debts had grown to about $63,000 in signature loans alone, and all we could manage was to make minimum payments, which totaled over $1000 a month, and never would have lowered our debt.  EBay was becoming more and more popular - it was only an auction then, not a store - and so, out of desperation, we thought we'd try it.
       Within six months, using eBay, we made $2,187.44.  And we put it all on one of our several credit cards, which helped a little.  I've listed all our eBay auction sales below.  Some of the things I was glad to get rid of, but most of them I would have rather kept, and I'm sick having lost some things I sure wish I had now.  
       The sad thing is that soon after that we went through a very successful bankruptcy and all our debts were wiped out.  We could have kept all these things.  We haven't had a credit card since.
 
 April 1999:

One-of-a-Kind Pregnant Bottle     $150
Alfred Hitchcock’s Self-Portrait     $515.01
First Issue of “Mother Earth News”     $9.50
Walt Kelly Letter     $72
JBS Tapes by Robert Welch     $5
Sex Education from Cuba     $20.50
Gorham Silver Soldered Teapot     $31
Princess Diana’s Maternity Book     $27.79
Gold Leif Unicorn     $41.85

May 1999

Antique 7up Bottle     $3.75
Greek Art Book     $5
Quit Your Meanness by Jones & Small
Berkeley Bible     $17.50
The Green Book by Gaddafi     $2.76
Ivory Necklace from India     $7.50
Carved Ivory Bottle from Okinawa     $27.76
Carved Wooden Plate     $1.25
Wooden Box     $15.50
Batman Watch     $23.25
Silver Earrings from Norway     $26
Art Puzzle Book     $2
Pakistani Hat     $6.03
Russian Children’s Book     $5
Letter from Dr. Seuss     $100
Thank You Card from Eisenhower     $21
Jay North as Dennis the Menace Postcard     $5
Directory/Scheduler/Calculator     $5
2 Princess House Stemmed Glasses     $10.50
4 Princess House Brandy Snifters     $20
Cobra Skin     $20
Izzy     $1
Burger King’s “Land Before Time”     $9.99
Postal god     $3
Binney’s Christian Handbook     $8.30
Memoirs of the John Wesley Family     $21.50
Hunting, Camping & Fishing by L.L. Bean     $2.25
Jes’ Fine Says Bug by Walt Kelly, autographed     $124.27
The Real Book of Electronics     $10.49
Maxfield Parish Book     $14.01
20 Centuries of Jewish Life     $4.25
Songs from 1890 to 1920     $5.50
Children’s Book from Cuba     $5.50
NIV Greek-English New Testament     $12
Greek-English Lexicon of the N.T.     $12.50
Autograph of John Aston     $7.50
A Defective Santa Claus by Riley     $27.75
Roman Catholicism, by Boettner     $12.50
Buds in the Storm, from Iran     $11.15
A Jolly Christmas at the Patterprints     $4.80
Trojan War Book from Albania     $5.51
Ertl Farmall Cub Tractor     $33
1878 Hymnal of the Methodist-Episcopal Church     $9.99
The History of American Funeral Directing     $41
Russian Book on Mars, from Cuba     $6.50
Mister Rogers’ Song Book     $3
The Amazing Story of Measurement     $7.50
My Picture Album of Turkey     $4.25
Young People of Socialist Mongolia     $2.25
Bell System AT&T Telephone Ad     $1
1930 Reo Flying Clouds Ad     $1
Omni Voice Master Talking Watch     $10.50
15 Shrunken Heads     $26.60
Russian Fable and Russian Magazine     $9
Life of Christ Visualized     $5

June 1999

Vanity of the American Power     $5.50
The Tarantula, by William J. Baerg     $9.99
Children’s Encyclopedia from Albania     $4.26
Statue of St. Jude     $8.50
Thus Spake Zarathustra by Nietzsche     $4.25
12” Pickett Slide Rule with Case     $15.50
Giant Cockroach Breeder Button     $7.50
Cicero – Orations – Latin Classics     $3.50
Plans for Building a Yurt     $5
Seven 8x10 Glossy Photos from Mongolia     $3
2 Sasquatch Books by John Green     $21
Peace Symbol on Chain     $5.51
Pickett 6” Slide Rule with Case     $7.50
V-22 Osprey Helicopter Patch     $5.01
Rose Design Serving Platter     $4.63
Humo Cigar Box     $2.25
Northwest Sunbathing Assoc. Matchbook     $1.75
American Sunbathing Assoc. Patch     $5.50
“Ban the Bra” Button     $10

July 1999

Urticating Hairs of Tarantulas     $5.50
Ferndale Fire Brigade Belt Buckle     $10.50
New English Bible with Apocrypha     $10.50
High Crimes and Misdemeanors     $6.80
Teach Your Own     $4.81
Guns, Crime and Freedom     $4
Literary Works of Abraham Lincoln     $9.59
Nana     $5
Little Alfie     $3.40
Portrait of St. Pius X with Apostolic Blessing     $20
The Portable Curmudgeon     $10.99
Abortion and the Conscience of a Nation, by Reagan     $5.50
Confessions of Saint Augustine     $10.50

August 1999

Socrates Meets Jesus     $20.50
The Real Book of Electronics     $2
Right from the Beginning, by Pat Buchanan     $6
The Eddas     $75.56
The Blue Book     $1
Toward the Sunrise     $1.50
Who’s Who in Church History     $1
Just Bats     $3.25
The Real Book about Submarines     $1.50
The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash     $3.78
The Catholic Book of Bible Promises     $5.33
Sex Magnetism – 1928     $5
The Book of Massage     $10.50
Sex Magnetism – 1924     $5
Jesus the Messiah     $9.99
Jehovah of the Watchtower     $5.50
Days Go By – Amish reader     32.50
Apologia, by John Newman     $10.48
Thought Transference, by Shaftesbury     $8
Grow Your Own     $10.50
Instantaneous Personal Magnetism     $5
Instantaneous Personal Magnetism     $5
The Training of Children, by William Booth     $2
Universal Magnetism, by Shaftesbury     $8

September 1999

Physical Religion, by Shaftesbury     $5
Book of Ralston Life, by Shaftesbury     $5
Complete Life Building, by Shaftesbury     $5
Echinacea: Nature’s Immune Enhancer     $1
Advanced Magnetism, by Shaftesbury     $5
Conservative Votes, Liberal Victories     $2

 

 

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MOUNT HIGGINS

       My old Army buddy, Bear, and I had run out of food and water, yet spent three days on this peak, awed at the tremendous view atop a sheer drop of several hundred feet.  We lived off of blueberries that grew at the peak, and were never hungry or thirsty.  At first I was afraid of the height of the cliff, but on the third day was so used to it, that I eased myself down from the edge and sat on a protruding rock with my legs dangling.  Bear, who was from flat Florida, was worried about me.
       It was on this mountain that I had what I believe to be a Sasquatch encounter, and where my brave little dog, Omega, followed me across a slippery high log spanning the rushing Dicks Creek in a gorge below.
       And finally my wife, Micki, accompanied me to the peak, on the way sleeping in a tube tent beneath the quilt I bought in Korea, cuddling to keep warm through the cold night. 
 

 
 
 
 

THE POGO FAN CLUB AND FORT MUDGE MOST

       Well shoot!  I just got the info out of my file and wanted to join the Pogo Fan Club, and it turns out it ended in 2008, eighteen years ago, the same year my Butter Rum Cartoon blog began.  
       The Pogo Fan Club ran from 1988 to 2008, and in its twenty years published 95 issues of it's bi-monthly newsletter, the Fort Mudge Most.  I would have joined today, doggone it.
       Well, here's the information I received in the mail in 1993.
 



       I used to have a lot of POGO books including the first edition of the first one, POGO, and the Pogo Mobile that I had hanging from my ceiling for a long time, but stupidly sold them on eBay.  At least I still have these...




       In 1963, when I was 14, I wrote to Walt Kelly to tell him how much I liked his work, and to ask him why he hadn't put Pogo on TV, and here's his reply.  
 

        The book he sent me as a gift was Pogo Extra: "Jes' Fine" Says Bug, which was autographed.  I was dumb enough to sell it on eBay.
 

 
 I do wish I could join the Pogo Fan Club.
 I guess when you wait 33 years to respond to mail,
you can expect a disappointment.