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Sunday, September 13, 2026

THE OLD ELM TREE

       My favorite record when I was little was "The Old Elm Tree," a 78 rpm record by the Fairyland Players, Rocking Horse Recordings.  My parents encouraged me to listen to it, and I loved it.  It made me feel good.  For a long time now, the first side of it has been at Archive.org, but that's only half of the story.  The rest of it has been lost until now.  You can listen to the whole story, both sides, right here.  Click on its title, then on the play arrow.

The Old Elm Tree 

 Side 1
 
GIRL:
 Daddy, tell us a story.
 
FATHER:
 All right, children, here's a story about that great old elm tree you see in our front yard.  It's a big, strong tree now.  In the springtime little birds build their nests there, and the old tree keeps them warm.  In the winter the birds fly away and the snow comes softly down from the sky and makes a woolly, white blanket for the old tree, so it can go to sleep.  And then, in the spring, it wakes up and turns green again to be all ready for the birds when they fly back home.  Yes, it's a strong, old tree now but it was not always so.  Long, long ago, it was just a wee, baby elm tree, about your size.  When the wind blew at night the tree shook and almost blew away.  It was always hungry, and not very strong either.  So the birds flew overhead and chattered about the little tree.
 
BIRD 1:
 That baby tree won't last long.
 
BIRD 2:
 The wind'll blow it down.
 
FATHER:
 And the old hickory tree shook his wrinkled branches and said:
 
HICKORY:
 Too bad, too bad, I knew its father when he was a big, strong tree.  Too bad. 
 
 Side 2
 
FATHER:
 The little tree heard all this and he wanted very much to grow up to be a big tree.  He ate everything that was good for him and stayed out in the fresh air all the time.  He kept himself nice and clean, and soon he began to grow up to be a strong, young tree.  Then, one night, a big storm came.  The wind howled and the young tree shook.  The little birds were frightened.
 
BIRDS:
 Where shall we go?
 
FATHER:
 The young elm tree opened his arms and said:
 
ELM TREE:
 Fly over here, little birds; I will protect you.
 
FATHER:
 So all the birds flew to our young elm tree and he kept them safe and sound all night long.  In the morning, when the storm had gone away and the sun was just rising in the east, the little squirrels and all the birds came and thanked the young elm tree for keeping them so safe.  The old hickory tree smiled and said:
 
HICKORY:
 Just like his old father.
 
FATHER:
 And so, children, if you look through the window you'll see that great tree with all the little birds and chipmunks playing on his branches.  He is our friend and next time you play under the old tree remember, he was just as tiny as you are but he ate everything that was good for him and he grew up to be the big, strong tree you see now.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

THE BEHIND-THE-SHED DIET. GO AHEAD, TRY IT.

        While camping and hungry, Aubrey tried tasting an earthworm, and she liked it!
 

        She rolled over a log, knowing that bears eat grubs, and she found she liked them, too!
 
 
       She talked her mother into trying them, and both liked them, as well as grasshoppers, and they even fried and tried a tarantula that happened by.
       Aubrey and her mother managed to cut the food bill a lot, just by being open to trying free critters they found outside.  They prepared earthworms.


and grubs
 

 and grasshoppers
 
 
and even tarantulas, which they collected over time and saved by freezing.



       And they would eat like royalty.  My family and I would often join them.
 
 
We went home afterwards to begin planning our next menu.  It was a great dinner.  Actually, my favorite are the grubs.
  





 
 

SCINTILLATING SUNSHINE DAY!

 


       Micki and I had never seen this weather report before:  Scintillating sunshine!  And the temperature, compared to what it's been, will be not so bad.
       Scintillate, according to our 1927 New Century Dictionary, means "To emit sparks; sparkle; flash."  This calls for a celebration!  Come to Branson and enjoy the sparkling, flashing sun!  And don't forget to wish everybody HAPPY SCINTILLATING SUNSHINE DAY on September 21st.
 
 
 
 

Saturday, September 12, 2026

YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN, ARE YOU?

        My son Andrew and I were on our way up to Church today, and he wanted to stop at the Shell station along the way on Highway 13 for coffee, and so we did.  I waited there in the car.
       When he came out with his coffee and was about to get into the car, Andrew turned to the fellow sitting in his car a few yards away with his door open, and said, "You're not Christian, are you?"
       The man showed no reaction at all, just sat there, so Andrew mumbled, "I guess not," and got into the car.  I was thinking, 'Man, Andy's got into some hardcore witnessing today."
       Then it hit him what he said, and he laughed and explained that someone with the first name Christian had left his credit card on the counter in the store, so Andrew checked, asking the man parked outside near us.
       We couldn't stop laughing, the man pondering in his mind: 'What makes it look like I'm not a Christian?'
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DOG

 

       In 1957, when I was 8, my dog Lassie was very trained, and a protector.  Once in Blaine WA, when I was being threatened by a gang of boys, suddenly from behind Lassie came charging by me and leapt with a loud growl right into the belly of the leading bully, knocking him back and scaring him.  I grabbed my bike and took off, hollering "C'mon, Lassie!" and they let us go.
       Another time, also in Blaine, I went to visit a friend of mine and told Lassie to stay on the front porch.  After playing in the house, not remembering Lassie, I left through the back door and walked home.  The next day, my family and I missed Lassie, wondering where she was, and it dawned on me.  I walked to my friends house, and when two blocks away I saw Lassie still lying on the front porch.  I called to her.  I've never seen a dog run that fast!
 
       In 1957, Friskies came out with a promotional 33 1/3 rpm record, "How to Train Your Dog," narrated by Mike Nuzzola.  I loved this record.  It's so understandable and simple, even for an 8-year-old.  You can listen to it by clicking on its title here.