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Thursday, July 2, 2026

MY TARANTULA HAS BENEFITS

 

       My new tarantula from the Carolina Biological Supply Company is only half-grown, and so probably will outlive me.  It's nice to know that I've written a book (All About Tarantulas, 1977, TFH Publications) that will teach its future owner how to take care of it after I'm gone.
 


Tuesday, June 30, 2026

PLEASE PRAY FOR MY TARANTULA

       I ordered a Texas Brown tarantula from the Carolina Biological Supply Company in Burlington NC.  Five days later, on Monday, June 29, my spider was packed in an 8x8x8-inch box at 9:00 a.m.  At 2:07 p.m. it was picked up by FedEx at taken to its facility in Winston Salem NC.  There it sat until 8:45 p.m., when it was taken to the FedEx hub in Memphis TN, arriving at 10:38 p.m., where it sat for 22 hours!  Hopefully it was inside, because the daily temperature this week is in the nineties.  Finally today, Tuesday, at 8:39 p.m., it left the Memphis FedEx hub and is on the way.  
       Since it left Carolina Biological Supply, the estimated time of arrival here in Branson MO is tomorrow, July 1, before 1:30 p.m.  I will be surprised if they make that.  And I'm thinking it'll take a miracle for my tarantula to arrive alive.  Also, after 24 years experience as a mailman (now retired), I know that carriers routinely toss packages several yards into bins.  FedEx delivered the tarantula's glass terrarium from Walmart yesterday and it came severely smashed to (many) pieces.  We got a refund, and bought a terrarium at the local Petco. 
       So please pray for my new tarantula.  There's a nice home waiting for it. 
 


UPDATE: 
July 1, 2026:  It arrived alive!  Barely.  It's in it's new and comfortable home, and will find the water.  Soon it will feel much better.  It's not full grown, so even if it's a male it will live for years.  Don't know what its sex is yet.  I've name it Trance, after the first tarantula I got from the same company in 1964.
 
Thank you for your prayers!
 
 

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

FINALLY GETTING ANOTHER TARANTULA

 

       It's been years.  I'm finally getting another tarantula, from the Carolina Biological Supply Company, who sent me my very first tarantula, in 1964, and launched my years of correspondence with Alice Gray of the American Museum of Natural History, my book All About Tarantulas, my founding of the American Tarantula Society, and many happy years with several more tarantulas.
       A few days ago I brought my son-in-law Matthias into the Lund Library to show off some things, and he asked, "Do you have a tarantula now?"  And I said, "No, I just don't feel like taking care of a pet now."
       Then I thought, 'Why not?'  (They're the easiest pet to care for.)
 
 

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

POSSUMS

 

       While visiting Andy Brekhus on his dairy farm, we went out to check traps and found a dead possum in one.  Andy pulled the trap open, took the possum out, and reset the trap. He carried the possum by its hind legs, as blood dripped from its mouth.  He dropped it just outside the barn door, and we went in to get something.  Not one minute later, we went out and the "dead" possum was gone.  It had been playing possum all the while. 
       Around that time, I had a newspaper route seven miles from my home, so very early every morning all summer, I rode my bicycle to the route, did the route, then rode back, eighteen miles in all.  Along the way, a mother possum had been hit and killed by a car, and her hairless babies were scattered all across the road.  They were there for several days, and the stench was terrible. 
       A couple decades later, Micki and I found a living, young possum on the shoulder of the highway.  It was too young to fear people, especially being orphaned, and we took it home.  I realized it would be difficult for us to care for it, so we took to into the woods and let it go, sadly knowing that, with all the predators, it wouldn't live long.
       Here in Missouri we raised chickens for a while.  Now and then a predator would kill one, so we were on watch.  One night the chickens acted up, and the kids ran in yelling that a possum was up in a tree by the coop.  I got my 9mm pistol and went out and shot at it.  The poor thing just sat there on the limb.  I shot all nine bullets, and the critter still sat there.  While I was inside reloading, the kids told me that it had fallen to the ground, and I went out to see the bloody body lying dead beside the fence.
       Our chickens were eventually killed one by one by predators, and we stopped keeping them.  My main reason for retiring from chicken farming was that I never want to kill another possum.